Whenever I try to describe myself, I draw a complete blank on just who the hell I am. I'm Calvin and sometime I write things. One of those things is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9377980/1/Justice-League-of-Africa

24th July 2014

Post reblogged from Reliving the Good Old Days with 36 notes

August: Vixen

m-sciuto:

It’s the end of August (cue 36 Crazyfists) and here’s Vixen for the calendar series…

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24th July 2014

Quote reblogged from the lone spektr stalks the night with 215,849 notes

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

And people with long hair in fight scenes, PUT THAT SHIT UP!!! Jesus Christ not only will it get it your face and obscure your vision, but you’re opening yourself up for someone to grab that shit and rip you down.

(via memewhore)

That’s a fucking sword! Stop hacking at people like it’s a god damn battle axe! You’re guna break it and then you’ll be fucked

(via kinkstertime)

Oh Hello, action detective/police officer/hitman/gun wielding character. My name is trigger discipline. I don’t believe we’ve met. Now that we have, DON’T PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER OR THE TRIGGER GUARD UNLESS YOU’RE ABOUT TO SHOOT. Did you learn nothing from Vincent Vega?

(via daggerpen)

Source: jtoday

24th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Batman with 151 notes

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24th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Pretty strong for a stringbean. with 1,810 notes

The Avengers: Age of Ultron concept art posters

Looks like they’re all meant to be part of a larger poster

Source: mishasteaparty

24th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from bringing you the greatest marvel content with 40 notes

New Concept Art Poster for Ant-Man [x]

24th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from sergeant barnes, with 59,589 notes

DARKNESS. NO PARENTS.

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24th July 2014

Photo reblogged from i'm a potato with 107,853 notes

buttercakesandteacafe:

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buttercakesandteacafe:

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24th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Loving DC Comics with 78 notes

lil-smallville:

JLA showing their love for Bats

lil-smallville:

JLA showing their love for Bats

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24th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Brick Loft with 1 note

legoloft:

76023: The Tumbler http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitefang_eurobricks/14711776854/

legoloft:

76023: The Tumbler http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitefang_eurobricks/14711776854/

24th July 2014

Photo reblogged from The Hooded Hood with 594 notes

batmansgirl2:

justplainsomething:

brandonjcarr:

justplainsomething:

christopherjonesart:

borecrux:

The new season of orange is the new black looks great!

I would watch the hell out of DCU Orange is the New Black. Just saying.

And Blackgate, not Arkham.

Orange is the New Blackgate

Orange is the New Blackgate

Love this idea!

batmansgirl2:

justplainsomething:

brandonjcarr:

justplainsomething:

christopherjonesart:

borecrux:

The new season of orange is the new black looks great!

I would watch the hell out of DCU Orange is the New Black. Just saying.

And Blackgate, not Arkham.

Orange is the New Blackgate

Orange is the New Blackgate

Love this idea!

Source: borecrux